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Dravyk
06-27-2008, 06:55 AM
Seriously. I've had it with years of moron after moron after idiot after loser.

I need a programmer who can actually do what they are told, who will actually come through in the allotted time they say, and doesn't cost the price of a house.

You need to know PHP and MySQL. You need to have a brain cell. You need to not disappear constantly or have an excuse for every occasion and every minute you can't be found or miss a deadline. (Simple, you will not disappear and you will not miss a deadline.)

When you say six weeks, it is not two years, it is not six months -- it is the same six freaking weeks you promised, you slug you.

Is there ANYONE out there who actually knows of anyone or who actually qualifies????

I am 100% serious. I have been so damaged over the past five years by a series of idiot after idiot after pretender after dumbf**k. The next one who screws me I will fly to where they live and jam their cordless mouse up their butt they will taste it.

In all seriousness, I want a GOOD programmer NOW. Email dravyk at dirtygloves dot com and/or respond here.

RKLover
07-04-2008, 08:56 PM
Good luck

I had the same experience, and decided to do my own work again over a year ago.

Have you looked on sologig dot com? Lots of freelancers advertise there.

Your price range will vary based upon your willingness to work with people in emerging economies.

Dravyk
07-13-2008, 10:30 PM
Good luck

I had the same experience, and decided to do my own work again over a year ago.

Have you looked on sologig dot com? Lots of freelancers advertise there.

Your price range will vary based upon your willingness to work with people in emerging economies.
I'll take a look at that site. Thanks for the suggestion!!

SykkBoy
08-12-2008, 07:22 PM
You'll probably find them at the same place you'll find designers who can actually hit a deadling and don['t have 13 grandmas that all die within 2 weeks of each other...

;-)

Dravyk
08-14-2008, 06:55 AM
You'll probably find them at the same place you'll find designers who can actually hit a deadling and don['t have 13 grandmas that all die within 2 weeks of each other...

;-)
Nirvana? :shifty: