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Sharky
12-08-2007, 07:21 PM
What would you like to see under your tree this year?

Personally, I have asked Santa for a few mountain biking items...

how about you?
*PK*
12-09-2007, 01:23 AM
A tall dark handsome stable independently wealthy man!
DragonKing
12-09-2007, 10:38 AM
Peace on Earth ..

I will settle for a piece
Sharky
12-09-2007, 02:16 PM
A tall dark handsome stable independently wealthy man!

you ALMOST mentioned me PK. How about 4 out of 5?

;-)
Lightning
12-10-2007, 11:34 AM
A tall dark handsome stable independently wealthy man!



If you don't get what you want and are ready to settle for 1 out of 5 hit me up I can give you that....:tt1:
gonzo
12-10-2007, 09:33 PM
I want The Cure....
jennidahling
12-10-2007, 09:35 PM
I want The Cure....

You raaaannnnng???;)
gonzo
12-10-2007, 09:37 PM
You raaaannnnng???;)

You do qualify. Can you help a brother out?

I refuse to buy a asian hooker to cure this yellow fever though.
jennidahling
12-10-2007, 09:48 PM
You do qualify. Can you help a brother out?

I refuse to buy a asian hooker to cure this yellow fever though.


Hmmmm... How bout I send you a couple of these?
http://www.adultwebmastergathering.com/WebmasterAccessLA07/images/SANY0273.JPG



Or would you like a Fleshlight? I can gift wrap it for you!:santa:
gonzo
12-10-2007, 09:51 PM
2 out of 3 of those girls were pretty bitchy to the guys I saw trolling them.

Wait are these the girls behind me in line for the toilet telling me to go piss in Hugh's yard?

Fleshlight? NO thanks. From what I hear Id be waiting behind Juicy Twinks for several years to get my freebie.
jennidahling
12-10-2007, 09:55 PM
2 out of 3 of those girls were pretty bitchy to the guys I saw trolling them.

Wait are these the girls behind me in line for the toilet telling me to go piss in Hugh's yard?

Fleshlight? NO thanks. From what I hear Id be waiting behind Juicy Twinks for several years to get my freebie.

Oh yeah, I heard about that... 3 bathrooms, all those coke whores, there just wasn't any where to go.

And I care so much I was going to send you a Fleshlight from my personal collection :001_icon16:
gonzo
12-10-2007, 09:59 PM
Oh yeah, I heard about that... 3 bathrooms, all those coke whores, there just wasn't any where to go.

And I care so much I was going to send you a Fleshlight from my personal collection :001_icon16:

Dont say coke too loud. Some people will feel left out.

I really dont know what to think about you actually having a Fleshlight.
That could be a testament to how tight Ive heard the cure is or it could be youve been dating some sorry asses that werent worth a fuck . . . literally.
jennidahling
12-10-2007, 10:09 PM
Dont say coke too loud. Some people will feel left out.

I really dont know what to think about you actually having a Fleshlight.
That could be a testament to how tight Ive heard the cure is or it could be youve been dating some sorry asses that werent worth a fuck . . . literally.

Correct on both counts!!! Now, for the lightning round...


Actually, I have penis envy. I had a 3 month contract with Fleshlight and they hooked me up with a bunch and always bring some to my birthday parties. But I swear, if I had a penis and that thing, I don't think I'd ever leave the house!
gonzo
12-10-2007, 10:15 PM
Correct on both counts!!! Now, for the lightning round...


Actually, I have penis envy. I had a 3 month contract with Fleshlight and they hooked me up with a bunch and always bring some to my birthday parties. But I swear, if I had a penis and that thing, I don't think I'd ever leave the house!

Cool. Can you tell me how did they make the custom one for Juicy Twinks?
If youve seen the video you know that the thumb of a busty blond is big enough to cover it all up.
jennidahling
12-10-2007, 10:16 PM
Totally off topic. LOL! Sorry Sharky!


Carry on...
DragonKing
12-10-2007, 10:17 PM
looks like a hottie with a pair of Tranny Bookends
gonzo
12-10-2007, 10:20 PM
looks like a hottie with a pair of Tranny Bookends

I was told they were rare asian powder bunnies.
DragonKing
12-10-2007, 10:21 PM
betcha they use flesh lights
B O B
12-10-2007, 11:39 PM
Easy...

http://www.flicklives.com/Glossary/red_ryder/red_ryder_ad.jpg
DragonKing
12-11-2007, 12:30 AM
that will take an eye out!
jennidahling
12-11-2007, 12:49 AM
Easy...

http://www.flicklives.com/Glossary/red_ryder/red_ryder_ad.jpg

HO HO HO!!!!!!!
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p250/robert817/Holidays/christmasstorysanta.gif
Imortyl Pussycat
12-11-2007, 04:13 AM
i want kneesocks and love.
TheEnforcer
12-11-2007, 03:58 PM
1- A cute japanese babe with big natural tits. :>))

2 - a stunningly beautiful woman from great britain to talk dirty to me and have nasty sex with.

3 - a stunningly beautiful woman from autrailia to talk dirty to me and have nasty sex with.

4 - both 2 and 3 to enjoy FMF threeways ;>))

5 - hot raven haired beauty from my home area that wouldn't have a problem with me enjoying 1, 2, 3 and 4!! Preferably with her involed as well. :>))))



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D-man
12-11-2007, 04:00 PM
All I want is a Banner and a Button