The Never Ending Story - Smilie Version

[DragonKing]

Inspired by Jenni--


I'll start a story using smilies in it. Pick up where the last person left off.
have fun! BTW - system onl acepts 4 smilies per post so work with that.


I was home last night :watchporn: , but decided to head out to the local :poledance: .

I had a few :drunk: and saw some nice :imbum__flashing:. After a while it got old, I

bored so I ........

[jennidahling]

Put on my :darthvader: costume and went to work. I am a :comptech:. I :useviagra: when I...

[jennidahling]

:dorudolph: and..

[jennidahling]

:beatoldppl:.


It was a typical night online. I logged on and...

[Sharky]

.. instantly checked stats. I made 2 sales yesterday, I am :pimp:!

So I start up my cam and figure I could make some extra cash by being someone's :dickbuddy:. The only problem is, I'm hung like a toggle switch, so after sitting for 3 hours, not even 1 job. It's now time to :takeashit:. I'm tired and the kids need to be dropped off. So the day is over and I need to ...

[D-man]

make a banner and button

[fuzebox]

...for my new :fistfuck: site I launched last week... The :hooker: I hired to get fisted is calling asking to have her shit taken down since her new boyfriend found my site, so it's been a stressful day. Time to :gethigh: and give my :bootycall: a ring...

[Imortyl Pussycat]

she's more than happy to run right over so i can put my :IKONa955f70498c01e1 and :gethead:. she asked if i could :usedildo: in her ass but took it too far when she wanted me on the receiving end of her :goldenshowers: this was getting crazy so.........

[jennidahling]

I decided to take a break to :gethigh:. Next thing I know :batman: comes over. Muthafucka was already :stoned:. He said he had just come from a :gangbang: and he was ready to...

[DragonKing]

:passedout:but I gave him a Red Bull and said STFU

He hopped on his :scooter:and headed to the :doctor:

who said things look grimm. He suggested he go get

:drunk: but instead he ...