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jennidahling
11-03-2007, 12:02 AM
This one definitely sounded painful, yet comical
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u257/darklove4u/funny-20.jpg
OUCH! lol What are yours and did it leave a scar?
DragonKing
11-03-2007, 12:33 AM
A chick peed on me once ..
I think it was pee

Left an emotional scar
rhetorical
11-03-2007, 02:16 AM
I am embarrassed to say, I have never been wounded. I know its all too boring.
D-man
11-03-2007, 07:25 AM
a heart attack - guess i win
CIVMatt
11-04-2007, 01:31 AM
heart attack? Yep that beats mine...
chaos
11-05-2007, 04:40 AM
My Penis Took A Week To Heal ... I Do Not Want To Talk About It ...
jennidahling
11-05-2007, 03:06 PM
a heart attack - guess i win
WTF????????
jennidahling
11-05-2007, 03:07 PM
My Penis Took A Week To Heal ... I Do Not Want To Talk About It ...
This thread is useless without pictures!
Sharky
11-05-2007, 03:31 PM
I've had some pretty serious scratches.. but the worse was a chunk out of my nipple. At least it felt that way.

Can't say it wasn't fun though!
DannyCox
11-08-2007, 03:21 AM
I burnt the head of my cock once!
I was at the stove, cooking. Carol came up behind me, dropped my pants, and did the old reach around. I quickly got hard, then without thinking, leaned into the extremely hot stove! After yelling in pain, I ended up sitting on the couch with my dick hanging in a glass of ice water.

The damn thing blistered up and looked awful. I went to see my doctor, and the nurse asked the purpose of the visit. I told her it was a bit personal, and she said not to worry, she heard it all. So, I told her. I saw my doctor, but all I could hear was laughing throughout the office! For the next 6 months, every time I went in, the staff couldn't help snickering.

That was by far the worst "sex-related" injury ;)
Sharky
11-08-2007, 01:36 PM
haha! Thats horrible Danny!
jennidahling
11-08-2007, 03:47 PM
Daaaamn, heart attacks, burnt flesh :eek:... all I get is bruised, I MUST be doing something wrong!
Sharky
11-08-2007, 03:54 PM
haha. You bruise easily!
Imortyl Pussycat
11-08-2007, 06:27 PM
just the usual bruising and handprints for me. and the occasional sore TMJ :winkiss:
Sharky
11-08-2007, 06:31 PM
Doesn't TMJ cause lockjaw? Have you ever clampled down?

When I was in high school I pulled a ben stiller and zipped my main man up in my zipper. I have the scar to prove it. However I don't remember much of that tramatic experience!
Imortyl Pussycat
11-08-2007, 06:38 PM
Doesn't TMJ cause lockjaw? Have you ever clampled down?

When I was in high school I pulled a ben stiller and zipped my main man up in my zipper. I have the scar to prove it. However I don't remember much of that tramatic experience!

if and when i do clamp down it is on purpose and i am careful not to bite or scrape!
jennidahling
11-08-2007, 07:25 PM
just the usual bruising and handprints for me. and the occasional sore TMJ :winkiss:

TMJ sucks! Well, it makes it harder to anyway!!!:1eye: